Apple

This mother fucker kicks the shot out of ya, this dark magic makes your butt crack bigger each time, you’ll be able to see sound, hear colors and forget how to SHIT!

Fuck…

“Little Timmy!”
“Yea?”
“What did you eat ya cunt?”
“A fucking magic red apple that a drug addict gave me, why”
“…. Fuck!”

by Aussie_guy August 15, 2022

korean apple

when a bitch is blowing you and she goes to suck on the nut but she bites it like an apple

have you ever had a korean apple?

so this bitch was giving me a korean apple right and i screamed?

by redalpaca April 18, 2014

Apple

Makes mustard

Friend: i want some mustard for my hotdog

Me: *sqeezes apple*

Friend: 🗿

Apple hey apple

by Regidrago January 22, 2021

Pine Apple Express

The act of breaking a bong over someone’s head.

The head shop store worker gave a rude Customer the Pine Apple Express to the Emergency Room.

by Anonymous pine cone August 1, 2021

Appling

If someone 'Apples', is 'Appling' or a game is 'Appled'. It means that the game has been broken by the player purposefully or accidentally while attempting to do something important within the game.

Person 1: 'Did you see that he appled Little Nightmares?'
Person 2: 'Yeah! He apples every single game he plays.'
Person 3: 'Why does he do so much appling?!'

by athyena July 18, 2024

Apple

A company that says features from 4 years ago are "new and exciting" They're also a company that overcharges for products similar to a potato knowing people (mostly basic white chicks) will buy it

Person:I see you're using an Apple product
Basic White Chick: Yeah its better than your phone even though I have no evidence to back it up

by SouljaBoiiii December 9, 2018

apple

the act of shitting yourself and then eating an apple for self pleasure

i think im gonna go have an apple after school

by discordkitten21 March 11, 2024