Teasing the Snake

Teasing someone until they bite you. Usually sexual in context.

She was teasing the snake so much that it bit her in the face.

by X Bienoît X May 24, 2019

jonathan tease

Used for when someone is acting like a manipulative pedo. It is usually used as a joke but it can be used as an insult.

Person 1: Yo man that 13 year old looks hot!!
Person 2: Ew, jonathan tease !

by jschaltt’s toes July 19, 2020

Instagram tease

People who will follow you on Instagram. But once you follow them, they instantly unfollow you. In most cases this is done to keep their follower/following ratio in balance.

Guy 1: So Stacy added me on Instagram. But a couple days after I started following her, she quit following me..

Guy 2: She did the same thing to me! Her sister said she does it so who she follows doesn't outweigh her followers. Wtf?

Guy 1: What an Instagram tease!

by taste.my.rainbow September 6, 2013

Tease and Denial

1. Tease and denial is a phrase used to describe when a chick teases you sexually and continually brings you to the edge of orgasm, over and over again, for as long as she wants, only to tuck your pecker away and kiss you goodnight in the end.

2. Tease and denial can also result in an orgasm after the female is done teasing toward edge, and denying.

See "chastity" for information on long-term tease and denial.

1. My wife gave me the old tease and denial last night. I was trying to get to sleep with my balls burning for 3 hours.

2. My wife gave me the old tease and denial last night. She teased my dick until I was about to cum, then she'd stop. Then she'd start up again, then stop, then start, all night. Finally she gave me the best orgasm of my life!

by I fucking love heroin April 17, 2009

porch tease

As made famous by the television show "The New Adventures of Old Christine"; a porch tease is a female who leads a guy on for a prolong period of time, but never lets him past the front porch because she was never really interested in him to begin with. Said porch may be literal or hypothetical.

Guy #1: Hey bro, so what's the deal with you and Lisa? Are y'all official yet?

Guy #2: Nah man, she won't even let me inside her house.

Guy #1: Sounds like you've got yourself a porch tease, dude.

by Pugahontas November 13, 2011

tease-fuck

A girl who comes on to boys as "liking" them. however, when the man tries to make a move on this girl, she says that she wants to be "just friends."

Jon: Wanna go out some time?
Tate: No, I think we should just be friends.
Jon: You're such a tease-fuck! You lead everyone on!

by yankeefann5567 May 1, 2010

e-tease

n. Someone who flirts on social networking sites, chats, etc. and promises to be a potential date but never comes thru.

etymology similar to e-mail, e-book, etc.

Guy1: I've been chatting with this chick for a while.

Guy2: Did you ask her out yet?

Guy1: No man, she's such an e-tease.

Guy2: ah, sorry bro yeah I know how that feels.

by anikrou March 3, 2009