Your dad is mine

lol dilf

blah blah Your dad is mine (dilf)

by claireisadilf June 17, 2021

dad guy

When the main dad of the movie is in some way the real bad guy.

“I was just watching Home Alone and at some point you have to believe that his dad is a Dad Guy”

by SacredGhost October 22, 2017

fill-in-dad

When a woman wants you to be a dad to her child but isn't sure. So she leaves you instead of taking the chance.

Yo man be careful you're not just a fill-in-dad.....

by Wirthman86 January 05, 2019

dad funk

When your clothes get mixed up in the laundry with your dad's clothes and smell like your dad prior to washing them.

Man, now my jeans have a "dad funk"!

by Chase3s May 16, 2016

Dad sesh

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.

Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.

by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019

dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 05, 2021

think someone is your dad

to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.

(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)

so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.

by johnnyhash1283 June 01, 2009