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Dad

The dude you fuck restlessly behind someone's back, not a daddy cuz daddy's have money
by Yobro21 September 8, 2019
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dad

the man who left u when u were a child
mom: wheres ur dad at?
child: he went to the store when i was 3 and never came back.
mugGet the dadmug.

I banged your dad

I couldn't find your mum
You don't have a mum so I banged your dad
by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023
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Dad Blast

Dad blast is where you just mash the start button and take whatever minutes you get.
Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.
by FORWARDS0G December 27, 2019
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glad dad

An older man who expects he will soon have intercourse.
Check out glad dad over there; he thinks he's getting a blow job during the drive home.
by papa k dub February 20, 2009
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tropical dad

A dad who drinks beer and is lazy and who doesn't attend to their children while their doing stuff. You normally see them wearing hawiian shirts or anything with birds or flowers.
Wow Timmy that's a very tropical dad over there
by Sjkakakskabs s September 29, 2017
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Dad

The one who went to get milk but is still not back yet…
Homeless man: Knock Knock…
You: who’s there?
Homeless man: Not your Dad.
You:*cries*
Homeless man:*snickers at you*
by Squiggggles February 21, 2022
mugGet the Dadmug.

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