Shit Weight

A person's weight difference before and after taking a shit.

Tim: "I weighed 152lbs before I took a shit. After dropping my shit weight, I weighed 150lbs."

Dennis: "Your shit weight was 2 pounds?! What did you eat?!"

Tim: "Some old chinese food and tacos I found in my car."

by JoeN January 24, 2013

shit for brains

Stupidity; idiocy; etc. A person who has "shit for brains" behaves stupidly. "Shit for brains" refers to brainlessness.

Gee, Jim, you are one stupid ass; you must have shit for brains!

by RC59 September 4, 2013

mile high shit

Taking a shit in a cramped airplane bathroom while in flight. A pun on "mile high club".

Took a mile high shit during the plane ride home. Stunk up the cabin real bad. I should have taken a pre-flight shit at the airport!

by LonePooper February 3, 2018

Shit and run

When someone walks their dog, but does not bring a bag with which to clean up the poop, and has to flee the scene.

Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.

Friend: "Man, that dude's dog just shit in my yard and he didn't clean it up!"

Me: "Oh! It was a shit and run!"

by The 1st Lady February 25, 2018

shit nigga

When something happens unexpectedly and you believe that saying this will help cope with the situation.

Mother: 'Jimmy, come up from the basement for supper.'

Jimmy: 'Okay, mother!'

Mother: 'I've invited your high school sweetheart Big Betty too. She says she misses you a lot.'

Jimmy: 'Shit nigga.'

by RocEgg123 March 1, 2013

chat shit get banged

An earnest warning that any spurious criticism will result in a straight right to the jaw.

Me: Leicester surely can't maintain this for throughout the season
Jamie Vardy: Mate... chat shit get banged

by technicalJohn January 27, 2016

Shit Yeah

A much more intense way of the popular 'Hell Yeah' phrase.

'Dude, that was awesome!'
'Shit yeah!'

by Clayton Bigsby White Power June 1, 2007