Poo-bortion

The act of letting a premature poop onto your sex partner before it matures and is ejected into a toilet.

Sorry, I think you just caused a poo-bortion.

by ShXttalker August 15, 2011

poo muncher

poo eater poo head

1.) Man, that guy's SUCH a poo muncher.
2.) woo, i wish that girl would poo munch me. Subscribe to awesome gamer robot for more epic roblox content! :D

by regfunkid November 15, 2018

Poo Goober

A slang term which is defining an unusual event. In this event a male has anal intercourse with a woman or male. When this second partner goes to deficate at a later time, they realize that their fecal matter is covered in a layer of seminal fluid from the earlier session of intercourse.

Wow, that sex must have been crazy because I just pinched out a mighty poo goober!

by Jack Bradley March 24, 2010

Poo Pusher

Someone who pushes poo with their peen. If you know what I mean. Usually practised on a male.

Sams a poo pusher.

by Kurtishasabigdick July 1, 2019

Deja-Poo

The feeling that you've heard this kind of crap before.

While she was explaining her excuses, I had a strong sense of Deja-Poo.

by momo64 October 6, 2012

Poo-sheet

1. A sheet on which one may wipe one's faeces.

2. Toilet paper.

"Damn, I just used the last Poo-sheet! Wish I hadn't eaten that curry now..."

by SallyBean January 20, 2008

poo rooster

an aggressive male cock that mates with a naive aggressive male cock up the behind. clucking about like a rooster and hence diving its beak into poo.

I was bullied at work by some poo rooster's who now are now together like the cocks they are.

by retaileronomiss March 14, 2016