poo rooster

an aggressive male cock that mates with a naive aggressive male cock up the behind. clucking about like a rooster and hence diving its beak into poo.

I was bullied at work by some poo rooster's who now are now together like the cocks they are.

by retaileronomiss March 14, 2016

Man Poo

Man Poo is a drunk-like persona a person can possibly have while completely smashed.

this person will sing songs from the 30's to 70's and act as if they are really recent. they will also do crazy things eg. Skateboard nude while drunk, or do a handstand against a wall, pass out... but stay in handstand position.

Jamie: woa wtf is with Bob?
Adam: whats he doing?
Jamie: he's singing Christmas carols... in July?!
Adam: ha! bob is such a Man Poo!
Jamie: yea... he sure is.

by Mathew Iron Pants February 15, 2009

Pot poo

The sticky, resinous skid mark left on your lip by the end on a good joint.

That's a big chunk of pot poo on your lip there buddie.

by Creativecaveman August 16, 2018

Poo-sheet

1. A sheet on which one may wipe one's faeces.

2. Toilet paper.

"Damn, I just used the last Poo-sheet! Wish I hadn't eaten that curry now..."

by SallyBean January 20, 2008

Farty Poo

When you think that you're about to let out a massive nuke in your poor toliet, but you just let out some weak fart that, about 20 seconds later, turns into the worse explosion your toliet has ever seen of poop. LOL

Hey man, i just had a Farty Poo, and i don't feel the same.

by buttface123jr. April 6, 2017

Roadie poo

Screwed up discarded duct tape littered around the stage by particularly messy roadies. Health and safety out of the window.

Alfred: Whoever set this stage up is a slob, there's roadie poo everywhere.

Napoleon: Yeah somebody's going to slip

by megaWave September 9, 2011

Poo hater

Look , you clearly hate poo (y)
Often used in the context of, 'Tell you what, you hate poo' (y).

An example of sarcasm which will continue to confuse helpless poo hating victims such as David Passmore, of B.S.

Another example of the term 'poo hater' may be, ' You hate poo so it's fine '. A term used by many normal children, Baileys and noilers.

by Bazzer McFag December 27, 2009