wreck your pants

To have explosive diarrhea in one's pants

If you eat too much mexican food then you may wreck your pants and need to change before Joannie's big shindig.

by Big Money (Ricky Winterborn) July 17, 2011

no pants face hug

oral sex for male or female.

my girl gave me a no pants face hug for my birthday.

by dirteepnoy January 15, 2009

The Tight-Pant Rule

Guys that wear tight pants, usually the really hot skateboarder types, are stupid and inconsiderate. They are selfish, hard to deal with, and extremely forgetful. The tighter the jeans, the worse the guy.

The Tight-Pant Rule in action:

Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Yeah, I'll call you at seven!
Girl: Okay sounds good!

*next day*

Girl: Why didn't you call me?
Tight-pants-wearing Guy: Uh I forgot.

by Mixed Signals Suck. January 25, 2010

tight tight pants

the greatest squamish thrash band that ever existed.they have great songs such as emo sucks,my fingers hurt,and wear tight pants.CROSSFIRE SUCKS

"hey did you go the tight tight pants show?"
"it was tight tight tight"

by every member of crossfire May 29, 2004

Mr Monkey Pants

A complete and utter cock who won't take no for an answer.

"He wasn't a shit awful boyfriend, or even a stalker, he was like mr monkey pants!"

by White Shadows August 08, 2006

get in my pants

When you go out with a guy on the first date and he Try’s to Get In My Pants

Just met a guy . He picked me up at my place and within one Minute he tried to get in my pants!

by Quin Jacobs January 29, 2018

beans in your pants

Referring to someone who is being goofy or overly energetic. Not dissimilar from “ants in your pants.”

Karen, calm down. You’ve got beans in your pants.

by FiestaNic October 02, 2019