john capone

John Capone is one of the best people you will ever meet, they are good at everything he does, they're usually over 6 foot tall and has a 10 inch dick, they make every girl fall in love with them and will seduce them in a matter of minutes.

Girl 1: That boy is so hot

Girl 2: He makes me so horny

Girl 3: That's a John Capone

by MyNameIsBillCosby May 15, 2018

john mathew

a very cool person, only thing that's unsettling about them is how they only have 1 t on mathew. They hate math but they like fictional men, should've been named john menew

1. "Oh wow they despise math they're probably named John Mathew"

2. "Omg Fukuzawa is so hot i'm turning into John Mathew fr"

by synchii202 March 25, 2023

john richardson

John Richardson is a guy who's ego is bigger than his ambitions

That John Richardson will go nowhere

by Pseudyonx October 30, 2015

john webster

eats scorpions, stands on dead bees, walks off beds.

did you see that guy, he is such a john webster

by bigrob960 January 10, 2018

John Roger

is secure and confident, but not arrogant. That means he treats everyone with respect until they give him a reason not to. He knows that giving respect and agreement are not the same, and the key is to treat people with kindness, humility, and grace.

You are being a John Roger.

by anonymous February 11, 2021

john sticky

a local pedophile in loanhead, midlothian who sells pollen to young boys and girls

did u really take it up the arse from john sticky for a 20bit, pfffft fuck sake kris

by loodog miller August 16, 2019

John Broad

Literally the greatest, most famous type of chap alive, honestly this is the best type of fellow to be

Father, someday I would like to be a John Broad

by Iniguel bandangus November 20, 2016