Deer nut

A lil deer that runs around that you cant see and drinks your gatorade and eats your pizza

Hey that little deer nut just drank some of my gatorade!

by Colton Georges February 17, 2009

Joe Nuts

First name Joe, last name Nuts, middle name unknown.

“Joe Nuts”

Person 1 - “have you heard of Joe”

PERSON 2 - “Joe who”

Person 1 -

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Moustachio Nuts

Type of Manscaping where the hair is shaped into a moustache.

a1:I didn't think jeff would have moustachio nuts.
a2:Yep the full handle bar.

by qbert83 August 26, 2009

Skittle Nuts

Someone whos has tiny skittle sized balls

I bet you have some skittle nuts to match that tiny dick of yours.

by Chiron_Prodigy October 13, 2009

quag nut

A complete asshole/bitch. Very similiar to the word Dick wad.

Everyone can be a quag nut at times.

by Queen Fan May 10, 2006

Nut Udders

Nut udders are the udders that descend from ones nuts after prolonged periods of having people be "all up on your nuts". They are similar to cow udders in that people could in fact suckle them but unlike cow udders they produce no milk for nourishment. The sole purpose of nut udders are to serve as a comforting sensation for those that are constantly all up on your nuts.

Mel: So have you seen that new movie yet? Everyone seems to be saying it is good but I am wondering if it's just because they have met the writer.

Becca: I don't know I haven't seen it but I've been hearing mixed reviews.

Mel: Yeah me too. I think it's just because they are all nursing from his nut udders.

by sweet_melissa79 February 7, 2013

Nut Leech

A promiscuous woman, though no reason is apparent wants your nuts in and around her mouth

"how's that nut leech scott?"
"eh, ok i guess, i keep turning her down, but i swear she wants my nuts."

by Phoenix2222 April 3, 2009