french top hat

French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.

He was being such a dick about making me the drink, I gave him a French top hat to cool him off.

by End_owled December 4, 2017

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Hat

-A commonly used term for a man's penis in Virginia. It can also mean clitoris.

You-Remember that guy last night on Omegle?
Friend-Which one?
You-The one with the massive, black hat!

by Hat Master February 21, 2011

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When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.

My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.

by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023

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Hat Trick

A hat trick is where a guy fucks a girl with a condom Doggy style and another guy sneaks in and fucks the same girl with a condom and he doesn't realize thats its 2 different guys doing the do.

Larry and I pulled a Hat trick on Stephanie last night, I thought she was going to look back for a second but she was to drunk to notice the difference.

by Tender Johnson November 7, 2018

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Stack uh hats

A „stack uh hats“ is considering a even bigger „cap“ (a lie). It’s quite literally such a big cap that it mounts to a stack of hats. A big lie is a „stack uh hats“.

„What he said was a stack uh hats“

by harryslaydeshaun February 15, 2023

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