Party Hat Penis

Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.
I’m gonna have to be a real party hat penis tonight - I got no sleep yesterday.
by Goombi Mcbumberson December 05, 2021
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Pussy Hat

Pink knitted hat with two ears sticking out the top on either side

Popular in the mid-2010's and worn mostly by female moonbat activists at political rallies as a symbol of defiance to the patriarchy and to various other imagined oppressive right wing social policies and organizations
*singing* What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa! What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa wo!
by thurb April 29, 2024
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National Steal A Hat Week

The third week of November is the time to steal a friends hat so get ready to pull some jokes. Make sure to give the hat back though.
by Sithlord531 November 07, 2022
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Hard hat Friday

Every Friday of the week you can wear a hard hat. They are usually yellow and used in construction.
Dude it’s hard hat Friday, why are you not wearing yours?
by Lucc07 November 25, 2021
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horizontal top hat

A sexually move for hot ass citizens that need a break from calling normal sex "normal"...
"So hey we should to horizontal top hat"
"sounds awesome when you put it that way"
by Dawnrose February 18, 2018
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hat racker

The simple art of slamming someone’s head onto a hat rack making the holding part go through the back base of the skull.
Cunt: oie you little shit get ere and fight mi.
Jack: I’ll give you a frickin hat racker you plump weezal.
by Shlouchty cunt April 15, 2020
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Hats Boi

The hats boi is the one the only Simon Witt, DAMN THAT BOI HAS LOTS OF HATS!

Read in southern accent
I screamed hats boi and Simon came running, and screaming “SUUUUWEEEE”!
by Hatsboi February 24, 2020
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