High Five

The act of receiving a handjob while smoking weed.

"Hey babe, let's roll a joint and you give me a high five. ;)"

by StonerBearGirl June 2, 2024

five pebbles

stupid shortass pink thing with an orange cloak that doesn't know how to help itself. stupid

five pebbles is a jerk

by hehhehehehsjahejsjkdfjsa June 17, 2024

five whoppers

a completely fair and reasonable request, commonly paired with five more whoppers.

may I have ten whoppers?

no, you mean five whoppers, and five more whoppers?

by noob_pixels June 28, 2024

five more whoppers

you're only allowed to order this from burger king if you've ordered five whoppers

A: may I have five whoppers, and five more whoppers?

B: so you'd like ten whoppers?

A: NO

B:

A: NO

by noob_pixels June 28, 2024

Johnny-five

To separate, take apart or dismantle something into its different parts.

I'm bout' to Johnny-five this motherF**ker.

by anonymous July 8, 2024

Five Little Glazunovs

Five Little Glazunovs a parody version of the nursery rhyme 'Five little monkeys' made by replacing 'Monkeys' with 'Glazunovs', and 'Mama' with 'Rachmaninoff'.

'Five little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"

Four little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"

Three little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"

Two little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"

One little Glazunovs jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Rachmaninoff called the doctor said:
"No more jumping on the bed!"'

by sameybor January 19, 2026

The Five Hundred Families

The Five Hundred Families (the 500, the Families, etc.) means the richies who run the world and steal our wealth. The bosses’ bosses. They include the following celebrities:

The two dozen royal families
The 469 ultra rich families on Wikipedia’s “list of wealthiest families.”

Trump’s not really in charge. The Five Hundred Families are the ones who really run the world.

by autigrrl January 24, 2026