Fake

Every single girl at Northwestern High School

this dumb hoe is fake as fuck. acting like she’s my best friend but goes around telling everyone my business.

by pussyhoe6969 February 15, 2019

Fake Fuck Fest

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.

I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.

by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018

fake usb

See vape sometimes just a virus stick

Kid: can I take a shit
Teacher: yeah but why are you taking your USB with you
Kid: ......................... Porn. Definitely not to vape. This dedinetly isn't a fake usb
Teacher: o-k

by ADD ME ON SNAP GAYTARD_69420 April 17, 2019

Fake twalling

Pretending to be or do something

Girl#1: I'm about to fight this girl after work

Girl #2: stop "fake twalling"

by A.N.R.D. March 12, 2017

Fake

One who can't practice what they preach

"Man, that Calvin is fake as fuck!"

by Freaakinnbrown May 23, 2024

Fake

Exaggerating how you’re feeling

“Nah I’m fake tired”
“Ngl them shoes fake tuff”

“I’m fake hungry nbs”

by thatchickfrmtheeastside July 10, 2023

Fake news

CNN

Guy 1:Hey did you see the news? CNN said USA is racist

Guy 2: CNN is fake news

by Heyyouboii September 11, 2020