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Facebook Evidence

When in a dispute between two people this is when you go on someone's wall usually with the permission of the other person just so you aren't called a stalker to find something in either a picture or wall post etc. to prove a point.

Can also be used to help a friend find a new profile picture, fan page, appropriate group, etc.
Tali: I am sooooo ugly and fat!!
Aaron: Nooo you aren't you're kinda hot and you're definitely not as fat as other people i know
Tali: prove it!
Aaron: Can i use your fb profile to prove it using facebook evidence?
Tali: Yeah sure
Aaron: Ok heres that picture of you where everyone commented on it saying how gorgeous you looked
Tali: Fine you win
by akararules July 6, 2010
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Facebook rape

When a person, most likely an acquaintance or coworker, forces you to add them on Facebook againat your will. This is usually done by excessive nagging accompanied by texts and/or emails reminding you to accept the request. If you deny the request, you will be forced to deal with them reminding you constantly that you "must not be friends", which you usually aren't.
"Lisa Facebook raped me today. She told me she would hide all my paperclips if I didn't accept her request."
by Stanistu1 July 15, 2015
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Facebook smurfing

Creating multiple facebook accounts to like and friend yourself.
Person A: look how many friends I have on facebook, and they all like my posts.

Person B: You're facebook smurfing.
by Mr.Underpants December 10, 2010
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Facebook Check

noun/verb: to inspect the Facebook profile of a potential boyfriend, girlfriend, random hookup to see if he/she is in a relationship before proceeding to make advances. This is done to avoid socially making an ass of oneself. Danger: Sometimes, Facebook Checking may open the door for a Facebook Stalker.This is also done to see if the desired person is loose or stuck up.
"I'm glad I decided to Facebook Check that girl I met at the rave last night. Turns out she's a real ho."

"I know a guy that facebook checked a girl he was in love with, now he's a full blown Facebook Stalker."

" That guy from our school I did the Facebook Check on has had like 50 STDs in the past month or so."
by nscc08 December 26, 2011
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Flipping facebook

When a person or persons take photos of themselves with an erect middle finger and middle finger only. Seeming like who ever views their photo is getting "flipped off".
Soandso changed her profile photo.

*clicks on and gets flipped off*

Me, "That's sixteen people on my friends flipping facebook!"
by Pickledlemon July 11, 2010
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Facebook Chat

The newest and most convienent replacement for standard instant messaging of the past.

Facebook Chat is an instant messaging client provided to users of the Facebook.com website. The service is only available while directly logged into the site; in addition, a user's "online friends" are determined on, not screen names (as many older clients have used previously), but rather the same friends he/she has on Facebook.com.
I just don't use AIM to talk to anyone anymore because Facebook Chat is so much more convenient.
by ziggyonice February 22, 2009
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Facebook Orgasm

When an item in Facebook, particualarly the chat system. Goes nuts and does weird things.
While talking to someone on Facebook, the chat log froze up and then proceeded to shoot the same message onto the screen. Facebook Orgasm
by From UKY EDU September 16, 2009
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