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Parking lot duck

Parking Lot Duck. Also know as lot ducks, asphalt ducks, etc.

Seagulls, are now to be known as parking lot ducks, when found on parking lots, and other asphalt surfaces. As far as anyone can tell the phrase was made up by Cory Goltiani, as he drove through a few parking lots dodging "the parking lot ducks" The phrase was an instant hit and now people all over are using it.
Good lord look at all those parking lot ducks waiting for garbage to eat!
by mrwizard June 24, 2013
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Duck fuck bill

The bill of the duck that is used to preform the brutal pounding.
"Boys, your in the presents of the new duck fuck bill"
by 9tailboys April 13, 2019
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bitch ass duck

by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018
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Muddy duck fart

A fart that sounds like a ducks quack.
That fart sounded like a muddy duck fart.
by Moors1981 May 23, 2018
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Donald Ducking

When two people, who are wearing tops but no bottoms 69 and motorboat each other's genitals, whilst making Donald Duck sounds.
by Pwndora February 16, 2019
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duck beef

a fart that sounds like a duck
His duck beef sucked, it sounded like a duck quacking.
by beefboy5000 May 29, 2010
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Daffy Ducking the Camel

Titty fucking a pregnant woman who is pregnant with another man's child.
"Dude, I went over to Sheila's the other day...yeah, I was totally Daffy Ducking the Camel...I wonder if she's going to have a boy or a girl."

In old cartoons, Daffy Duck was seen riding atop of the camel's hump. Therefore, when I was titty fucking a pregnant chick the other day, I had to be atop of her bump, much like daffy so long ago.
by Daffy Ducking April 3, 2011
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