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crangy

Yo I’m mad crangy rn.. I could go for some Five Guys.
by thegirlthatreads September 18, 2023
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Cranking

The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.
I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!
by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023
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CRANE

THE TYPE OF THING TO BE TALL AND CRA CRA
THAT IS SO CRANE
by mak a maka October 25, 2023
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Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins
This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench
by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023
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Cranford Guys

They are a bunch of spoiled little white kids who fuck anything they see, from a dog (literally happened) to a tree, or even a real-life girl if they are lucky. If they are in a relationship they are more than likely cheating. They say the n-word so much that you need to do a double-take on what year this is. Other than that, in their free time they vape and smoke marijuana.
"This guy got me high, and I let him hit just to find out he has a girlfriend of 2 years"
"Was he one of those Cranford Guys"
"Yeah..."
by lastloss November 5, 2023
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Cranethetia

Stop leaving papayas in the fridge, you're gonna catch Cranethetia!
by Raptorface November 5, 2023
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Cranberry Cock

Fucking a girl on her period and then getting her blood and/or blood clots on your dick.
Jake: I just did my girl and got cranberry cock!
Dan: dude what the fuck
by binary starrzzzzzzzzz December 12, 2023
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