by thegirlthatreads September 18, 2023
Get the crangy mug.The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.
I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!
by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023
Get the Cranking mug.This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member
“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”
“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”
by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023
Get the Crankin the Rusty Wrench mug.They are a bunch of spoiled little white kids who fuck anything they see, from a dog (literally happened) to a tree, or even a real-life girl if they are lucky. If they are in a relationship they are more than likely cheating. They say the n-word so much that you need to do a double-take on what year this is. Other than that, in their free time they vape and smoke marijuana.
"This guy got me high, and I let him hit just to find out he has a girlfriend of 2 years"
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by lastloss November 5, 2023
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