Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.

She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker

by DankTesticle June 24, 2021

beef caker

A man that enjoys his significant other funneling a tube down his mouth while she shits and piss and cums down the tube while he watches the hit tv show "full house"

"that guy jonathan is a beef caker"

by Skinnytopbottom July 29, 2021

Purple cocker spaniel

When you have anal sex with your partner and prolapse their anus, the. Proceed to put their prolapse between two hotdog buns… man what a Tuesday.

So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.

by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021

ball cracker 9000

ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.

ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die

by hunju August 27, 2021

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 18, 2021

Ass-canker

A nasty female/male your son/daughter is currently dating that has a bunch of unkept kids, will not work, lives to beg for help on any social media and rides the welfare system instead of doing anything to help themselves. This is just nasty, vile and no class or tact at all.

Jordans new g/f amber is an ass-canker.

by Lilmizdiz September 26, 2021

Rib Cracker

a weapon from Diablo 3 witch is imposable to find

Man I've spent 5 days grinding for the Rib Cracker

by anonymous October 12, 2021