Brandon

my fave lil baddie fr

Hey you see Brandon over there?
Yeah, what an absolute dads

by sadlyitslo July 17, 2022

Brandon

An nickname for Joe Biden. The 46th president of the United States.

It originated from the popular phrase "lets go Brandon"

P1: why are the fuel prices so high?
P2: you can thank (president) Brandon for this.

by Ik ben goed July 22, 2022

brandon

the word brandon is used to bully people, it is not a nice word at all. if you say this word to someone they may get demons inside their head

Me: haha u mom big gay

friend: NO SHE ISNT! YOU ARE A BRANDON
me: AREHEHEHEHEHWHSNA THE DEMONSSSSS

by YOURLOCALTRXSHBUG July 29, 2022

Brandon

Some dude that Trumpists really like for some reason

Brandon: Hey baby, you wanna know how wicked I am? I got a whole crowd chanting my name!

Trumpists: Let’s go Brandon!

Jessica: I don’t think they’re celebrating you… or being positive at all…

by Clutterofmass August 23, 2022

Brandonize

When you have been watching Biden memes for too long and you start falling up the stairs and making no sense at all.

Jose:*falls up stairs
Johny:You good bro?
Jose:"I fly like a little birdie and crawl on the floor like a toaster..."
Johny:"Bro, u've been Brandonized."

by Okbrandon August 23, 2022

Branch Covidian

A derogatory name for individuals whom have shown signs of unhealthy obsession and overwhelming fear regarding the Sars-CoVID-19 pandemic. Individuals will often treat people who are infected as being terminally ill or as if diseased by a Black Plague-tier illness, will belittle and shutdown those who might have counterarguments, often labelling them with their own derogatory titles such as 'grandma-killer' or terms like it. Predominantly consists of authoritarian-leaning individuals with a significant amount of left-of-center individuals, though it is not exclusive to individuals of that ideology. Will parrot talking points even if they do not entirely understand them simply due to being said by a force of authority. Might use religious tone when speaking of the vaccination programs or medical officials such as Dr. Anthony Fauci. May also use alarmist rhetoric and act paranoid of others and social situations, again, parroted from media rhetoric. Similarities may be drawn to the pseudoscientific hysteria of the late 1800s or Satanic Panic of the 1980s.

Person A: "Hey, has anyone heard from Connie lately?"

Person B: "No, she's pretty much refused to come out of her house since the news dropped new numbers."

Person C: "On God, that girl is 100% a Branch Covidian. Honestly, her loss."

by Tyrannitaur August 29, 2022

Brandon

A boulder with hair.

James: Hey, is that a hairy boulder?
Dan: No, that's just Brandon.

by Hasenpfeffer42 August 30, 2022