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Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.
Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!
by geej123 April 17, 2021
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itchy biscuit

another phrase for itchy balls or fanny.
I have a really itchy biscuit.
by rad95 August 3, 2016
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Bloody Biscuit

Biscuit is of course slang for a woman's naughty bits. And a Bloody Biscuit of course is when the woman is menstruating (!AKA on her period, her visitor, Aunt Flo, Riding the cotton pony, etc. )
Yeah, Mary's bloody biscuit meant I only got as blowjob. 🤷 ♂️
by SharksFanLG March 14, 2022
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Biscuit

Not to be mistaken for its superior, the crossiant, a flakey dessert. It also does fAN FREAKIN TASTIC WITH TEA LIKE OMG IT IS ALSO RLLY GOOD WITH BUTTER LIKE IT GETS ALL MELTY LIKE MMMMMMM YAAAAAAA IMMA EAT THESE BISCUITS DOWN THE HATCH
Tim: Oh why n’yello there Jimmithy, would you like a spot of tea with a biscuit
Jimmithy: Oh why indeed, a biscuit would be most enjoyable smeared with butter while it is still warm. Cheers!
Tim and Jimmithy: (Click their fancy lil’ teacups together)
by Sneaky Cheese March 14, 2018
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biscuit knocker

It is a dumb biscuit also known as a fucking retard
"Hey did you see Jaden over there", "yea he's such a biscuit knocker"
by Tr@$h January 23, 2021
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potato biscuit

"Stop being such a potato biscuit."

"He is such a potato biscuit."

"I wonder if his mother is a potato biscuit also."
by imstalkingyou123456789 October 9, 2011
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Biscuit

the ugliest cat that has graced the earth. He is built like the moon emoji and has the emotional range of a spoon.
"Hey Biscuit looks pretty busted today"..."Doesn't he always?"
by BiscuitHater April 26, 2021
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