Men's Asses!

Pronounced: MEAAHNS ASSESS!
An expression you use as a substitute for Fuck, shit, crap, damn, dammit, etc.

Danny: I saw your mom at the mall last night; i think she was returning your new kicks.
Joe: Men's Asses!

by VickiDefiner February 14, 2009

ass burp

the expulsion of air that sounds like a burp when you're pounding a female with your meat wand.

i was asshammering this chick and her knees gave out, it put me right in position and she ass burped so loud i think i lost a few pubes.

by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

Ass Anchor

To throw one's penis far below where the sun don't shine

Last night I threw her the old ass anchor

by Stickman Straw January 23, 2005

crushing ass

The act of pounding out a girl from behind.

I walked in the suite and he was crushing ass with that girl from the club. I gave him a high five fixed me a sandwich and left.

by Lewda February 27, 2008

ass munch

An undesirable or offensive person.

"Quit being such an ass munch."

by x January 22, 2003

dragon ass

A derivation of the term "dragging ass" used by stupid people that can't spell or quite often even read.

The proper usage would be for example...when watching a football game " What's up with the team today, they're all dragging ass out there They must have been up all night drinking and drilling skanks before the game!"

Improper use..."all the players have DRAGON ass"

by backspinboy September 15, 2011

ass wipe

a butt pluggin, rug munchin, ass hole son of a biatch.

or toilet paper

oo that ass wipe needs to go to a gay convention

who was the asswipe that didn't leave any asswipes in here?

by random thoughts August 16, 2003