by USS.ARIZONA HELLCAT March 5, 2017
Get the whale wankmug. by the david robson July 2, 2011
Get the tingle wankmug. Frustration or irritability resulting from the inability to masturbate on account of a lack of privacy or opportunity.
by ladydady December 16, 2015
Get the can't-wank-erousmug. by Adolf Hitler is cute November 8, 2019
Get the Wankedmug. On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.
by philologue August 19, 2011
Get the windmill wankmug. This is the BEST insult. It hails from Scotland or ireland. You can use it on your friends or people you hate.
(Haggis mcginnis) piss off ya wank stain!!!
(Kilt mc gee) me? A wank stain? Your the wank stain!!!
(The angry Scots man) we are all wankstains leave it as that yeah?
(Kilt mc gee) me? A wank stain? Your the wank stain!!!
(The angry Scots man) we are all wankstains leave it as that yeah?
by ན ིི ཀ ཀ ོོ ཀ ེེ ན ད འ ལ ལ July 3, 2021
Get the Wank stainmug. Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
by Some mate1 January 26, 2020
Get the Post wank visionmug.