whale wank

A person that has a large ego and compensates with his whale cock.

E.g- This guy is such a whale wank!

by USS.ARIZONA HELLCAT March 5, 2017

tingle wank

To shit in your own hand and then use it to stroke one out.

I hated myself after having a tingle wank but it feels so warm.

by the david robson July 2, 2011

can't-wank-erous

Frustration or irritability resulting from the inability to masturbate on account of a lack of privacy or opportunity.

Frank had relatives in town and was growing increasingly can't-wank-erous.

by ladydady December 16, 2015

Wanked

The past tense form of wink

He wanked at me earlier today

by Adolf Hitler is cute November 8, 2019

windmill wank

On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.

We've tried everything except a windmill wank; there simply isn't room in her tiny bedsit.

by philologue August 19, 2011

Wank stain

This is the BEST insult. It hails from Scotland or ireland. You can use it on your friends or people you hate.

(Haggis mcginnis) piss off ya wank stain!!!

(Kilt mc gee) me? A wank stain? Your the wank stain!!!

(The angry Scots man) we are all wankstains leave it as that yeah?

by ན ིི ཀ ཀ ོོ ཀ ེེ ན ད འ ལ ལ July 3, 2021

Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).

Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?

by Some mate1 January 26, 2020