man lava

male fluid discharged with immense force from one's boomhound after a long period of dormantry, resembling a volcanic eruption.
Having miraculously lasted 3 weeks without release, Edward erupted his man lava all over Tina's countenance, knocking her into submission.
by goodtimes0 May 13, 2005
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Man Math

The act of justifying an otherwise irrational purchase, through application of flawed logic, logical fallacies, and liberal use of arithmetical gymnastics; often with little to no true bearing on the actual costs of the purchase, or value at play.
E.g. "If I buy the Porsche 911 instead of leasing it, it should cost less, as I'm amazing at selling cars, and this one's great and will probably increase in value cos it's black. So that's like, erm, $90,000, less what, $10k for depreciation... so yeah I can afford it, it'll only cost me $10k to run the car... Yeah It's kinda man math but yeah!"
by DrPep July 26, 2019
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Aw Man

by sporkthefork October 06, 2019
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Stick Man

The guy who bangs the stripper in front of all his buddies at a bachelor party.
" wow look at him go! He sure is a great stick man"
by Staeve February 01, 2014
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cis man

A cisman, shorthand for "cissexual man" or "cisgender man," is non-transsexual man--a man whose assigned gender is male, and whose assigned male gender is more or less consistent with his personal sense of self. This distinguishes him from transmen, shorthand for "transsexual men"
Gerhard, always felt like his cis man self, knowing he was born into the correct body with which he himself clearly identified - male.
by Parker A. Davis December 01, 2017
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Man Date

Joe: Hey wana go on a Man Date with me this saturday, were gona hit the game and then go to a bar.
Bob: Sure Ill go on a man date with you.
by Samirrrr March 19, 2009
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man says, man does

Fake idiom.

Meaning: A man of his word. If you promise something, you do it NO MATTER WHAT.
Guy 1: Oi, why you pushing me so hard, i ain't doing this shit, it's hard shit.
Guy 2: Man says, man does. You man or not man?
by yeetEzclap July 05, 2022
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