Twat Grafting

To graft like a twat. Working your bollocks off. To be incredibly busy. Working so hard it's actually silly.

There's me twat grafting and you're in the pub having a pint while still clocked on at work!

by PaceMrSki September 12, 2025

Twat Pilot

When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.

lets go for a drive and do the twat pilot baby.

by I<3pussy445 January 24, 2022

Twatted

What THE famous tappers uses to explain when a tampon hit his head. Isn’t actually a word but it is in Tappers dictionary.

“Cause someone did and it twatted me off the Ed”

by Ifuckingloveewo January 20, 2019

twat

some one that is annoying that no one likes

hey tom your a twat no one likes you

by nanya buenisess January 31, 2019

Twat tickler teste nibbler

An exclamation for when you’re pissed the fuck off

I have to go to my little cousins birthday party. Twat tickler teste nibbler!

by Big Ball Nigga 69 April 25, 2024

twat briagade

A twat briagade is a lesbian fuck fest otherwise known as an orgy

I walked in on a twat briagade

by seymoredix November 16, 2015

twat plop

When a girl does the action of a teabag on someones head.

Jennifer told jason that she was gonna give him a twat plop if he fell asleep.

by jarhead9 January 17, 2010