dank toes

That one random dude in an athletic locker-room who has an unhealthy amount of chest hair who doesn't wear flip-flops in the shower with uncut thick toe nails .

Ewwww keep your dank toes of my coffee table man!

by Ms.Mother of Pearl November 24, 2017

sticky toes

when you nut in a sock and put that bitch back on.

i knew we shouldn’t have used the sock , now i have sticky toes.

by cum kakes December 9, 2017

spaghetti toes

Having long stringy almost noodle like toes with rescinding toe nails. Often associated with poor smelling feet and high dorito consumption.

Phil: "Look how long and noodlely jonathan's toes are!"
Jackson: "Yup, Jonathans got a bad case of spaghetti toes."

by fuzzdonkey December 12, 2017

Pussy Toe

Someone who likes Johnny Boy

That bens a right pussy toe

by Ryedddd February 26, 2018

double toeing

When a man sticks his toe up and women’s asshole and at the same time she puts her toe in his asshole...

Damn, me and Simon had a double toeing last night, he loved it so much he shat himself!!

by B&Hmasterfuckers May 9, 2018

triple toe pretzel

A generalized figure skating move that doesn't actually exist, used by people who know nothing about figure skating to describe fancy jumps.

"Whoa, did you see that? That was one of the best triple toe pretzels I've ever seen in a competition like this."

by Purple Derple February 11, 2017

pineapple toes

Most likely feet that are white and look trifling

Damn lemme film Sydney's trifling pineapple toes on Snapchat

by Marnicole February 19, 2017