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Noodlelash 

A noodlelash occurs when one slurps a slippery noodle and said noodle slaps one in the face. (Noun, Verb)
Yesterday evening I was eating chicken noodle soup and having a lovely time...until I was suddenly noodlelashed.

Curse ye, o noodles! Your noodlelash is too great for me to withstand.
Noodlelash by theslurpynoodle March 8, 2019

mad noodley 

leaving a females legs feeling like wet noodles after sex. female gets out of bed after sex and her legs will not support her
i fucked this girl so good last night she was "mad noodley".

she was so "noodley" that she couldnt make it to the kitchen to make me a sandwich!!!!

noodlety 

State of a male without any clothes on.
Hey! Don't come in here yet. I'm in the noodlety.
noodlety by Willienelson1 January 18, 2010
Noodley (adj.) - The act of being similar to a noodle. An object can be described as noodley when it fails to adhere to a rigid pattern, droops, wobbles, or oscillates.
Have you heard that Lotus is bringing back some of their older, more noodley jams this year?
Noodley by Falkryx January 28, 2015

Going noodley 

A series of actions that causes someone to take on the appearance of a mentally handicapped person. This action can also be used in mocking someone, or just staring at someone who has said something incredibly dumb. Can be used in conjunction with a noodle voice, or noodle face.
During class he was going noodley, mocking me at every chance he was offered.
Going noodley by Oodle o' Noodle January 23, 2011
to resemble the traits of a well cooked noodle, especially when under the influence of alcohol.
I drank way too much last night, I was a bit too noodley

Dude,
you were such a noodle last night... what were you drinking???????????
noodley by charles1211111111 March 8, 2016