clown neck

A balding middle aged man wearing a under armor mock turtle neck

Kevin is sporting the "clown neck" look tonight.

by Romance124 January 11, 2014

Bounce The Clown

Another way to tell a person to go "jack off" or masturbate.

Man: I got a confession to make. Since I've laid eyes on you, I wanted to be with you and have kids together and hopefully raise a family. I love you.

Woman: Motherfucker I'm MARRIED YOU ASSHOLE! GO BOUNCE THE CLOWN SOMEWHERE!!!

by arkumheartless December 22, 2012

Clown

When you're friend is being like o
Pedro pony because Pedro is a clown 🤡

Stop being such a clown

by ;-;. July 16, 2020

playing clown

The act of blowing up balloons with nitrous, and inhaling them while on psychedelics to enhance visuals. The key to playing clown is replicating the sound of a balloon being blown up by a clown at a party, or by a wook at a music festival.

Bro 1: Did you hear those balloons being filled up at our neighbors campsite until 4:30 am last night?

Bro 2: Sounds like they were playing clown.

by rslock February 13, 2021

clowns

literally french army on June 2, 2019 during the Speak Yourself Tour of BTS after uk stole their project "young forever" at the Wembley stadium

fr army : wow look, it was our project !

fr army : we are big fat clowns !

by clown42 June 3, 2019

Ass Clown

An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.

Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.

"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.

by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018

clown

Revolting demons summoned for the sole purpose of eating small children and the weak.

I summon thy clown, for thy has a job to fulfill. There is a man who commit theft and robbed me of my cake. Rape his daughter.

by ViridiusGreene May 23, 2016