Social Pisstancing

When a pub closes urinals so no two pissers are next to each other. Not only is it a great way to slow the spread but it means no one can perv at your private parts while your enjoying a comfort break.

Social Pisstancing at its finest!

by Dennis Dusseldorf July 23, 2020

Social Square

Two or more people talking to each other while blocking a heavy traffic area like a retail store aisle or parking lot.

Can they break up their social square, so people can get their stuff and go?

by jondich July 28, 2020

social mediarbage

Social media garbage.

Jane, my sister, spends a lot of time on social mediarbage.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 6, 2020

Social media

A word that only boomers use to Reference reference the internet. Like thomas windram!

In my day social media didn’t exist! We played in the streets.

by Mr.dine June 11, 2020

social duhstancing

Pandemic precautions so obvious that they should not have to be explained.

Don't stand in the midst of a crowded bar, don't hug and kiss strangers, don't take selfies with friends... because it could kill you. Yes, really. Lots of people already know this. It's called social duhstancing.

by Monkey's Dad June 18, 2020

Social nsidr

Social nsidr is short for Social Insider

A socialite who has the inside digs on trends, topics, culture, and world affairs

Take a panorama view
Everyone's caught up in you Social nsidr

by Andrea Pearson Haas June 28, 2020

Social distancing

Staying six feet apart to stop the spread of an illness.

Please use social distancing while inside the 99 cents store.

by LeontiosM. June 30, 2020