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generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
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Half A Sausage Up Their Ass

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.
Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.
by Double Wizard Potabro February 17, 2019
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Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.
What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.
by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019
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Large white sausage

Basically are on Black Ops three your Nan is a fly happy and she got banned by Triarc and she got a bit salty so she hung herself LOL you gay large white sausages are predominantly white community of large white sausages
Heineke you looking like a sausage broth Yh Yh ok then large white sausage
by Dxjpr November 27, 2019
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Milking your Sausage

Masturbating until your cum
Dude 1: Dude, stop milking your sausage, it's NNN!
Dude 2: Get out of my room!
by meatroller December 13, 2019
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This is sausage to me

Person a: did you know that you can fit a raccoon up your ass?
Person b: bro, this is sausage to me
by I may or may not be gay January 5, 2020
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Sleeping Bag For Sausages

Did you hear? Stephanie is renting out her sleeping bag for sausages. I can't wait to rent in for myself ;b
by BasicByotchIvy August 1, 2020
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