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Asperger Syndrome

An illness that is definitely not just a mild form of autism. It is definitely milder than autism, but Asperger syndrome is a different condition and it has different (but similar) symptoms. However, despite all the hype and overdiagnosis, very little is actually known about the condition.

The most commonly-known 'symptom' is having trouble in social situations, including problems making eye contact, for example. Sometimes, people with this condition may have poor motor coordination, which may lead to failure in team sports.

Despite popular opinion, people with Asperger syndrome do not have any trouble realizing social situations or people's emotions. They do, however, have a problem in responding accordingly, mainly because of the fear and tension that human contact causes. This fact is demonstrated by experiments that show that people with Asperger syndrome have no problem identifying the proper social behavior when in a controlled laboratory setting with no people around.

This is counter to people with autism, who do indeed have serious problems diagnosing social situations, not just problems responding to them.

Asperger syndrome causes a huge range of problems in life that can manifest or lead to depression, social anxiety disorder, rejection, and even suicide in some cases.

Despite this, Asperger's is no excuse not to try to lead a normal life, as demonstrated by the large number of people who have succeeded at their jobs, at social life, and marriage despite having Asperger's. However, a person with, say, diabetes may live a relatively normal life too. Just because a disease does not force one to live their life on a hospital bed doesn't mean it is not a real illness.
Despite my having Asperger syndrome and all the problems that go along with it, I've managed to live a relatively normal life using self-discipline, a small but nonetheless friendly social circle, and the occasional dose of professional help/advice.
Asperger Syndrome by ittybittybit September 28, 2009
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Kobe Syndrome 

Radical and extreme form of hero worship, in which a person believes the particular hero they worship is capable of doing absolutely anything better than absolutely anyone else.

This illness, mostly common in young males, is very dangerous in that it causes its victims to completely lose touch with reality and replaces normal behavior with non-stop, masturbatory praise for the hero. This inevitably leads to a crush on the hero, similar to a 10 year-old girl's crush on the latest boy band.

The name of this illness is derived from overzealous fans of NBA player Kobe Bryant, who believe that because he can throw a ball into a hoop well, this single skill would somehow make him a better golfer than Tiger Woods, a better actor than Jack Nicholson, a better artist than Salvador Dali and a better President than Barack Obama.
Kobe Syndrome victim: Oohhhhh man, look at the way Kobe shoots the ball... Ohhh man, he's just soooo good... oooohh, ahhhh, mmmmmm, I need another poster of him for my wall... he would be sooo much better than Obama as President....

Healthy person: Man, put your dick back in your pants, all he did was put a ball through a hoop, it takes more than that to run the United States of America!
Kobe Syndrome by Grackle May 12, 2009

Liquid Snake Syndrome 

This term derives from the character of Liquid Snake as seen in the Metal Gear Solid franchise. It can refer to a number of things, especially a combination thereof:

1). A person, character, or thing which will not die, no matter how much damage is done to him/her/it.
2). A person or character who speaks with a ridiculously pronounced or obviously fake British accent.
3). A fairly long-haired blonde guy wearing no shirt in a very cold environment.
4). A character who gives way too much self-exposition, especially a villain.
5). A person or character with an illogical inferiority complex.
1). Jim fell 50 feet and got off with just bruises! The guy has some serious Liquid Snake Syndrome going, I swear.
2). John, quit trying to talk like that. You don't sound cool, you've just got Liquid Snake Syndrome.
3). (Upon seeing a blonde football fan in the stands with his shirt off and chest painted) Talk about Liquid Snake Syndrome! It's December, for Pete's sake!
4). (Watching a TV show or a movie where the big bad guy won't shut up) Will this dork get over his Liquid Snake Syndrome and fight already!
5). Chris, just because your boss went to Harvard doesn't mean he's smarter than you. Lose the Liquid Snake Syndrome and stand up for yourself!
Liquid Snake Syndrome by Rambaldi47 December 31, 2007

Best Friend Withdrawal Syndrome 

A disease that your best friend inflicts upon you when you have not seen them for at least six months. Symptoms including crying and nagging of your best friend. The only known cure for this disease is for the affected patient to see their best friend. In severe, cases, if left untreated the disease can lead to fighting among best friends.
Dude, I haven't seen my best friend in months! I'm gonna get best friend withdrawal syndrome!

Big Dick Syndrome 

Big Dick Syndrome (BDS) is when a guy believes that his realistically big dick compensates for any actually ability to fuck. Symptoms are skipping foreplay, not rubbing a clit, ramming it in, claiming then need for magnum condoms and a general lack of regard for the sexual partner because they’re too focused on their big dick.
I thought the sex was gonna be good but that motherfucker has a severe case of Big Dick Syndrome (BDS)!
Big Dick Syndrome by A. B. Dick October 4, 2019

Dip syndrome 

When a guy is so whipped by his girl she pretty much carries his dick with her in her purse.
D.I.P. dick in purse
"Have you talked to John Doe lately?"

"No man he's always with his girl, he's got a mad case of dip syndrome."

"Damn."
Dip syndrome by dipper9111 January 28, 2009

LOM Syndrome 

Condition afflicting certain pop songs, the lyrics of which clearly show that the author penned the first verse and bridge effortlessly, and then got badly stuck on the second verse. Named for the song 'Life on Mars' by David Bowie.
"I really like that 'No-One Knows' by Queens of the Stone Age."

"Yeah, me too, but it's got LOM Syndrome like a motherfucker."