Riding the Short Bus to Narnia

Acting so stupid you are sent to Narnia Short Bus Style.

Robert : Dude I'm gonna go poke that bear.
(Bear Mauls Robert)
meanwhile at the Hospital
Axel : You were Riding the Short Bus to Narnia weren't you Robert.
Robert : *sighs* yeah

by AxelWolf November 4, 2012

nantucket sleigh ride

sex with cat meat

Filling your partners sex orifices with cheap cat meat...which was usually off cuts of whale meat..Then performining doggy style sex whilst holding her head back via a collar arround their neck.
Alternatively....open a can of cat meat..ensuring the sides are not sharp.
Slide your stiff rod in and fuck as usual..known as an alternative nantucket sleigh ride.

by ulrich von lichtenstein February 5, 2004

Save a wave, ride a surfer

A shirt made by hollister targeted towards unknowing teenagers. Meaning, if you "save a wave," you can have sex with a surfer.

Lauren: "I bought my daughter a shirt saying save a wave, ride a surfer!"

Jenny: "You're stupid!"

by wraither September 22, 2009

Rocky Mountain Bike Ride

When you have anal sex with a girl then make her ride a bike after.

Jason: How was your booze cruise with Joyce?
Matt: We pulled over to a hidden spot and I got her in the ass then we rode back home.
Jason: Ahh, Rocky Mountain Bike Ride.

by whodamanny November 9, 2009

Lil Red Riding Hood

When you pop a virgins cherry

by Balls Deep December 5, 2002

ride the wild bologna pony

what you say to get drunken college girls to sleep with you. may work on boys to.

Ben asked Guy if he wanted to ride the wild bologna pony. Guy wanted to, and ride it he did.

by mikeDiesel January 10, 2006

little red riding cunt

Your boyfriend is been a wanker, annoying you all night, you really want to just smother his face so you secretly feed him a couple of xanax and wait until he falls into a deep slumber. It is perfect timing as you are on your period and have thick menstrual blood gushing from your snatch. You take your underwear off and pull out a nice juicy and succulent tampon. You sensually rub the tampon over your smug boyfriends face and lips and then sit your bleeding pussy on his face. Your menstrual blood smears all over his pretty little face, you make sure his lips are parted so he can taste all the juices flowing from your tight little cunt. You do this until his face looks like it belongs in a Quentin Tarrinto movie. You really want to make sure you get a few stringy blood clots smeared across his perfect face and also a few clots in his hair that will dry over night.

"If you don't shut up I'm gonna get my friend little red riding cunt to smother you with her bleeding vagina!"

by Jordan Converse October 26, 2013