Mississippi Mud Pie

It's when a guy is butt fucking a woman and pulls out and gives her a mouthful of mud pie(shitty dick)she licks the spoon clean until he fills her mouth with whip cream(jizz)

Hey, Sarah popped I your sister's cherry pie last night and gave her a Mississippi Mud Pie for dessert. Ummmm..my favorite!

by MarkAnthony512 June 5, 2020

Apple Pie moment

When your Bae dresses in her most provocative clothes, knowing how the night will end, but then cooks and declares touching has to wait "I'm cooking!!"

I nearly missed the main course and great sex last night by going for the entree too early, it was the full apple pie moment.

by MrGrufffy January 3, 2017

Smoking the same pie

when a group of people are equally delusional about any given topic are situation

john and richie both think frehsly picked lemons cause lyme disease. they're all smoking the same pie

by mistahroga June 3, 2018

Montreal Meat Pie

When a Canadian has sex with a meat pie of any kind.

“And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."

by ExVinity December 30, 2022

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When two Latino and one Caucasian have a threesome

Having a oatmeal Cream pie is when a white person and there two Latino gri have a threesome

by Kellz72 August 27, 2022

Chicken, Pot, Pie

A delicious food that is even better with commas, trust me.

I love chicken, pot, pie!

by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011

cream-pie eyes

noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz

Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.

by the shit faced cockmaster February 5, 2019