"Man, I was just reading a book the other day, and this bitch started glitter-balling me in the middle of class!"
"Damn, dude. I think you might want to rethink your game plan, homie."
"Damn, dude. I think you might want to rethink your game plan, homie."
by Glitter-Balla-Holic March 14, 2010
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Get the Ball Lapping mug.Testicles come in few shapes, more sizes and even more levels of maintenance and cleanliness. Balls have been arranged into categories by people who care about what they put in their mouths. They are defined as follows
Category 1- The creme de la creme of bollocks. Tight, defuzzed, cleaned with some kind of soap and good sized.
Category 2- Trimmed, wiped with a wet flannel and either slightly large or slightly small. A slight smell of sweat is OK, terrible smell will shunt you down to category 4.
Category 3- Untamed, lynxed to within an inch of their lives, size indistinguishable under the 'fro.
Category 4- Scrotum appears to have space for at least 4 more testicles, overpowering rank scent of stale sweat and ignorant of all hair removal methods.
Category 5- Alien nards. Something weird or horrifying, like an extra one, or ropey veins all over.
Category 1- The creme de la creme of bollocks. Tight, defuzzed, cleaned with some kind of soap and good sized.
Category 2- Trimmed, wiped with a wet flannel and either slightly large or slightly small. A slight smell of sweat is OK, terrible smell will shunt you down to category 4.
Category 3- Untamed, lynxed to within an inch of their lives, size indistinguishable under the 'fro.
Category 4- Scrotum appears to have space for at least 4 more testicles, overpowering rank scent of stale sweat and ignorant of all hair removal methods.
Category 5- Alien nards. Something weird or horrifying, like an extra one, or ropey veins all over.
by MagickDio August 20, 2010
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Get the Sweatin' Balls mug.A severe case of blue balls. The term is derived from LSU football coach Les Miles, who is known for his gutsy and crazy decisions during football games. Normally symptoms include:
Not Giving a fuck about anything.
Taking extreme risks.
Not Giving a fuck about anything.
Taking extreme risks.
Tyler: Dude I totally fucked that disgusting bitch without a condom.
Bryan: You are either a complete moron or you have a bad case of Les Balls.
Bryan: You are either a complete moron or you have a bad case of Les Balls.
by LSU337 January 20, 2009
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Get the pond balls mug.To be in, or arrive at, a most delectable situation. Also used as an exclamation in the event of a pleasing outcome.
The phrase seems to originate from the Midlands, although it is unknown whether the analogy is to cooking meatballs, or basting one's nether-regions in anticipation of a sexual act.
The phrase seems to originate from the Midlands, although it is unknown whether the analogy is to cooking meatballs, or basting one's nether-regions in anticipation of a sexual act.
by darwinator January 25, 2010
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