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Glitter-Balling

When a female is using their toes to juggle a man's nuts while caressing their face with a pillow.
"Man, I was just reading a book the other day, and this bitch started glitter-balling me in the middle of class!"

"Damn, dude. I think you might want to rethink your game plan, homie."
by Glitter-Balla-Holic March 14, 2010
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Ball Lapping

to lick or lap at ones balls
damn, lap that ballsack up. ball lapping
by ohasif123 November 5, 2008
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Ball Category

Testicles come in few shapes, more sizes and even more levels of maintenance and cleanliness. Balls have been arranged into categories by people who care about what they put in their mouths. They are defined as follows

Category 1- The creme de la creme of bollocks. Tight, defuzzed, cleaned with some kind of soap and good sized.

Category 2- Trimmed, wiped with a wet flannel and either slightly large or slightly small. A slight smell of sweat is OK, terrible smell will shunt you down to category 4.

Category 3- Untamed, lynxed to within an inch of their lives, size indistinguishable under the 'fro.

Category 4- Scrotum appears to have space for at least 4 more testicles, overpowering rank scent of stale sweat and ignorant of all hair removal methods.

Category 5- Alien nards. Something weird or horrifying, like an extra one, or ropey veins all over.
Oh no, I won't be sleeping with Jeff again. He was lurking in ball category 4!
by MagickDio August 20, 2010
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Sweatin' Balls

When one is perspiring an abnormal amount of sweat.
OMG, it's so hot out here! I'm frickin sweatin' balls!
by iSmitThis December 22, 2008
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Les Balls

A severe case of blue balls. The term is derived from LSU football coach Les Miles, who is known for his gutsy and crazy decisions during football games. Normally symptoms include:

Not Giving a fuck about anything.
Taking extreme risks.
Tyler: Dude I totally fucked that disgusting bitch without a condom.

Bryan: You are either a complete moron or you have a bad case of Les Balls.
by LSU337 January 20, 2009
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pond balls

Intensely sweaty testicles.
See word swamp nuts
After running track all day I had a serious case of pond balls.
by James G. November 1, 2003
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balls in the butter

To be in, or arrive at, a most delectable situation. Also used as an exclamation in the event of a pleasing outcome.

The phrase seems to originate from the Midlands, although it is unknown whether the analogy is to cooking meatballs, or basting one's nether-regions in anticipation of a sexual act.
"Darwin's really got his balls in the butter, he's got himself invited to a threesome."
by darwinator January 25, 2010
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