To buy my mom a minivan

A phrase used to get out of an obligation. Whether it be money, for trade, or just a lame excuse not to follow thru with prior agreement.

Mike: "Hey doesn't Bob owe you money?"

Me: "yes he does!"
Me: "Hey Bob! How about paying me back and making it right? Huh?
Bob: " I can't be bothered with that right now man, Im off to buy my mom a minivan! *Scurries off shamefully*

To buy my mom a minivan by TheLord007 July 13, 2021

keiji.loves.ur.mom

keiji.loves.ur.mom, is a tictac creator who probably is a bara dilf irl 🥵🥵‼️‼️‼️‼️ we should all bow down and pray in there name <3

" hey did you see keiji.loves.ur.mom super hot and sexy!! "

keiji.loves.ur.mom by Salt.pepsi July 19, 2021

keiji.loves.your.mom 

A super cool role play account on tiktok

Hey did you see that keiji.loves.your.mom posted something

How did you get in my house

keiji.loves.your.mom by Souhiyori_ July 19, 2021

doin ur mom 

It originated from the song "Doin' Your Mom" by FAttY SPiNS.

use it with your friends on social networks.

me: "doin ur mom"
friends: "pls shut up"

doin ur mom by The_gus November 10, 2021

jimmy’s mom 

a milf carl wheezer wants to fuck but shes his friends mom so he cant

carl: yo jimmy’s mom is so fucking hot
jimmy: thats my mom dude, wtf

jimmy’s mom by ratatouille‘s left ass cheek December 4, 2021

Alan's mom 

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.

I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!

Alan's mom by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022

Your hot mom

Your mom who which is found attractive to one or more people.

Your hot mom has got it going on~!

Your hot mom by Jasminexxxx April 16, 2022