Big Beans

Big beans, noun. Only used if you have a large balls sack.
Big Beaning, verb. The act of slapping your ball sack on a girls butthole.

Josh: You wanna hit that girl over there with the BIG BEANS?
Drew: I wish, but I only got pintos

by Qwzii March 13, 2016

bean-zeusing

to bean-zeus: v. intr. 1. to sit in a bean bag, staring at a wall with zeus in it, 2. to do anything of this nature.

i took an uncommon number of shrooms and suddenly i was bean-zeusing like a bitch!

by mrs meister December 4, 2006

old bean

A noun that can describe anyone either in an amicable, ironic or downright derogatory meaning.

"That's right, old bean!" - Amicable.
"STFU, you old bean." - Derogatory.

by AKX September 28, 2005

cum and beans

an exclaimation about cum and beans

"Shit. That asshole is like cum and beans!!"

by Sack Smack November 6, 2007

beans on toast

beans on toast; a stupid british delicacy; why do you need the toast? just eat the damn beans without it! british people and their strange dishes. no wonder they can't cook!

oi mum made me beans on toast! i hope the toast ain't burnt black this time! cheerio!

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

cool beans

A term that actually explains how you porked someone. Used to describe something very favorable or pleasing.

Greg: hey tom, what did you do this weekend?
Tom: i cool beans'd the shit out of your dog!
Greg: you mean my sister?
Tom: why would i do that to your sister?

by ieatpony118 January 23, 2010

funny bean

something that is extremely funny when insulting a member of someones family

hey ur mums face is funny bean

by gangsta!13! May 10, 2006