worship the hat

what one does in school because religion isnt allowed there.

teacher: you all have to say 'praise the lord before i'll let you out'
john: fuuuccckkk that i could worship the hat if i wanted to!
*praises fitted hat*

by b1gwi11 February 13, 2008

veil hat

usually a cheetah speckled hat. it has a little veil on the front.

courtney: what the heck is on your head?

emily: its a veil hat. it has a little veil on the front.

by mesh. August 25, 2009

Hat Trick

A hat trick is where a guy fucks a girl with a condom Doggy style and another guy sneaks in and fucks the same girl with a condom and he doesn't realize thats its 2 different guys doing the do.

Larry and I pulled a Hat trick on Stephanie last night, I thought she was going to look back for a second but she was to drunk to notice the difference.

by Tender Johnson November 7, 2018

Stack uh hats

A „stack uh hats“ is considering a even bigger „cap“ (a lie). It’s quite literally such a big cap that it mounts to a stack of hats. A big lie is a „stack uh hats“.

„What he said was a stack uh hats“

by harryslaydeshaun February 15, 2023

bash hat

Crash helmet

Simmons should wear his bash hat when on his bike

by Lord Moomin April 11, 2021

Best hat forward

To do your best forward facing skills at things

I did so well at work today because I had my best hat forward

by Rygarmurph May 31, 2021

Hat Trick

When you match on three distinct dating apps, consecutively or concurrently, with the same person.

"I got a hat trick with Kyra, now I have to take her on three dates!"

by notafrog11 February 8, 2024