One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.
by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023
Get the Nilla Wafer top hat timemug. The simple art of slamming someone’s head onto a hat rack making the holding part go through the back base of the skull.
Cunt: oie you little shit get ere and fight mi.
Jack: I’ll give you a frickin hat racker you plump weezal.
Jack: I’ll give you a frickin hat racker you plump weezal.
by Shlouchty cunt April 14, 2020
Get the hat rackermug. Any hat that is colorful (aka a rainbow) or has a pride flag on it and if you wear it, you either the big gae or you support LGBTQ+, either way no one cares
by LmaoNa October 5, 2020
Get the Big Gae Hatmug. by _ric_hard_ August 12, 2019
Get the hattedmug. I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!
Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!
by badgermusic315 February 28, 2020
Get the Hard Hat Pledge of Allegiancemug. by Happy pills 💊 November 9, 2019
Get the Hatmug. The crusty ring of blood you find around your nipples - the morning after having spent a night with industrial strength crocodile clips clamped around them.
by Rex Press November 22, 2010
Get the Elodan's Hatmug.