Holyshitty Fingers

When taking a wet shit during the wiping of your fingers break though the toliet paper and goes in your ass making your say holy shit!

After a night of drinkin cheap (Holyshitty fingers are more common)

by The guy your mother warn u abo December 13, 2010

Holytards

Individuals so blinded by their religious beliefs that they ignore all scientific reason and attribute only positive personal outcomes to divine intervention.

There were several Holytards on the plane that crashed, thanking God for saving their lives. No mention was made of why God tried to kill them, except that he works in mysterious ways.

by Hitchman August 27, 2013

HolyFart

Lordess of farts.

"ET clan are HolyFart's minions"
"HolyFart was and will remain, a legend"

by NotHolyFart October 12, 2015

holysacker

another word for motherfucker

"stubs toe" HOLYSACKER!!!

by The HolysacTHTTTTTHHH March 7, 2017

holyjamaicanfuckballs

The most intense form of exclamation that ever fucking existed. It is heavenly, high and mighty, exotic, satisfying and very well rounded. yet has the ability to give anyone the firiest shits of a highest level if used correctly.

Dude: Jeff... I screwed your girl last night.
Jeff: "HOLYJAMAICANFUCKBALLS" YOU SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING THUNDERCUNT!!!

by parel vallei June 15, 2017

holybreadism

Holybreadism is bread incest, once you join you cant leave, everyone is related, like an std

"Have you signed up for your HolyBreadism parenthood plan?"

by k🐀 October 25, 2017

holydutch

Person who loves boobs

Holydutch always want women with huge boobs and nothing between their ears.

When she saw holydutch her boobs acted like airbags.

Maybe I've got it all wrong, and holydutch wasn't listening at all—just staring at my boobs, and pretending to listen—but to me, it was what I was looking for.

by holydutch April 13, 2018