Facebook Rebound

When you first get a facebook, you don't friend many people. A couple weeks later, you friend EVERYBODY. You realize how many of these people you don't know and decide to stop friending or even delete some of them.

I went through facebook rebound last month.

by dhfbednchfb March 1, 2010

Facebook Quality

When a picture looks so good you'll be adding it to your facebook profile for sure

Me: Let me see that picture you just took.
You: Alright, here ya go!
Me: Damn, that is definately facebook quality. I'll get it up rightaway

by Jm57763 June 16, 2009

Facebook bum

One who is always on facebook because 1. They're really bored 2. They have no friends 3. They enjoy it more than most

I've been on facebook like 50 times today! I'm a total Facebook bum!

by Tom R. :) October 5, 2010

Facebook haunting

The opposite of Facebook stalking.

'Facebook haunting' is where someone you hate keeps appearing on your friends pages, posts comments on their statuses, and just basically is always visible.

"That dickhead Tristan keeps Facebook haunting me!!!"

by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010

the lonely facebooker

Someone that usually puts up pics or status updates on facebook and never get as many likes or comments that they think they deserve. So the next best thing is to tag your friend in the comments (hoping that the friend will be forced to comment or at the very least, a friend of the "tagged" friend, might make a comment)

The lonely facebooker posts:

pic of big garbage bag

Hey (tagged friend) I just got this out of your car.....

by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014

Facebook Chat

The newest and most convienent replacement for standard instant messaging of the past.

Facebook Chat is an instant messaging client provided to users of the Facebook.com website. The service is only available while directly logged into the site; in addition, a user's "online friends" are determined on, not screen names (as many older clients have used previously), but rather the same friends he/she has on Facebook.com.

I just don't use AIM to talk to anyone anymore because Facebook Chat is so much more convenient.

by ziggyonice February 22, 2009

Facebook Orgasm

When an item in Facebook, particualarly the chat system. Goes nuts and does weird things.

While talking to someone on Facebook, the chat log froze up and then proceeded to shoot the same message onto the screen. Facebook Orgasm

by From UKY EDU September 16, 2009