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Facebook haunting

The opposite of Facebook stalking.

'Facebook haunting' is where someone you hate keeps appearing on your friends pages, posts comments on their statuses, and just basically is always visible.
"That dickhead Tristan keeps Facebook haunting me!!!"
by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010
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facebook style

When you do something over the internet using facebook as a medium instead of actually doing the task in the real world. An epidemic in the USA.
1) Birthday Wished Facebook Style: wishing someone a happy birthday on their wall.

2) Facebook Style Stalking: spending hours examining a targets wall and the walls of anyone they interact with.

3) Breaking-Up Facebook Style: changing your relationship status as a way to clue someone in that it's over between the two of you.

4) Facebook Stlye Party Invite: sending out invitations to an event you have planned via the event section.
by MissMoonSuit September 12, 2011
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Facebook bum

One who is always on facebook because 1. They're really bored 2. They have no friends 3. They enjoy it more than most
I've been on facebook like 50 times today! I'm a total Facebook bum!
by Tom R. :) October 5, 2010
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the lonely facebooker

Someone that usually puts up pics or status updates on facebook and never get as many likes or comments that they think they deserve. So the next best thing is to tag your friend in the comments (hoping that the friend will be forced to comment or at the very least, a friend of the "tagged" friend, might make a comment)
The lonely facebooker posts:

pic of big garbage bag

Hey (tagged friend) I just got this out of your car.....
by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014
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Facebook Quality

When a picture looks so good you'll be adding it to your facebook profile for sure
Me: Let me see that picture you just took.
You: Alright, here ya go!
Me: Damn, that is definately facebook quality. I'll get it up rightaway
by Jm57763 June 16, 2009
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Facebook Chat

The newest and most convienent replacement for standard instant messaging of the past.

Facebook Chat is an instant messaging client provided to users of the Facebook.com website. The service is only available while directly logged into the site; in addition, a user's "online friends" are determined on, not screen names (as many older clients have used previously), but rather the same friends he/she has on Facebook.com.
I just don't use AIM to talk to anyone anymore because Facebook Chat is so much more convenient.
by ziggyonice February 22, 2009
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Facebook Orgasm

When an item in Facebook, particualarly the chat system. Goes nuts and does weird things.
While talking to someone on Facebook, the chat log froze up and then proceeded to shoot the same message onto the screen. Facebook Orgasm
by From UKY EDU September 16, 2009
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