Fake n Fraud

Someone who has no standards or morals. Woe’d by popular opinion.

The Zlavarkus is a fake n fraud, he goes to a USC game wearing an LSU hoodie when they play Mizzou.

by stankyhankanddaboyz October 29, 2022

Fake Smart

Fake Smart is when you are not smart by IQ and you don't study, but you are good at guessing on tests due to your thought process.

Alex is fake smart, but people mistake him for smart due to his scores.

by Shugga1002 December 3, 2018

Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.

“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”

by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017

Fake names

Fake names are names that are hilarious and utterly inappropriate in the use of a substitute teacher or kahoot to make everyone laugh

Bro I told the sub that my name was Drew Peacock and he believed it and said"Is there a Droopy cock here? DrOoPy CoCk here? Where is DrEw PeAcOcK? Man that guy just loves fake names

by BigOlCLaps December 5, 2019

fake friend

a fake friend is someone who is a bitch but u don’t know that yet.

guy 1: what a fake friend bitch
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy

guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet

by el-emak February 24, 2021

fake friends day

on august 11th it’s national fake friends day. the day where you get to post about all of your supposed “friends” or you could confront them or judge decide to block all of them.

get ready it’s almost fake friends day, i sure have a lot of people to post abt

by gæking<3 August 9, 2021

Fake skating

To fabricate stuff and lie openly.

she is fake skating about my dick size to her friends

by darkseid007 October 25, 2019