bitch ass duck

Josh Parker

Josh is a bitch ass duck

by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018

Ducks are so Fucking

a indiom used to answer a question when half asleep or just woken up. it can also be causally thrown into conversations to change the subject or cause a distraction

hey jill how do you like the trip so far

"Ducks are so Fucking"

... thats not a real answer

by brunosaurus-rex July 18, 2011

Parking lot duck

Parking Lot Duck. Also know as lot ducks, asphalt ducks, etc.

Seagulls, are now to be known as parking lot ducks, when found on parking lots, and other asphalt surfaces. As far as anyone can tell the phrase was made up by Cory Goltiani, as he drove through a few parking lots dodging "the parking lot ducks" The phrase was an instant hit and now people all over are using it.

Good lord look at all those parking lot ducks waiting for garbage to eat!

by mrwizard June 24, 2013

Muddy duck fart

A fart that sounds like a ducks quack.

That fart sounded like a muddy duck fart.

by Moors1981 May 23, 2018

Donald Ducking

When two people, who are wearing tops but no bottoms 69 and motorboat each other's genitals, whilst making Donald Duck sounds.

All the cool kids are Donald Ducking, quack quack.

by Pwndora February 16, 2019

duck beef

a fart that sounds like a duck

His duck beef sucked, it sounded like a duck quacking.

by beefboy5000 May 29, 2010

Daffy Ducking the Camel

Titty fucking a pregnant woman who is pregnant with another man's child.

"Dude, I went over to Sheila's the other day...yeah, I was totally Daffy Ducking the Camel...I wonder if she's going to have a boy or a girl."

In old cartoons, Daffy Duck was seen riding atop of the camel's hump. Therefore, when I was titty fucking a pregnant chick the other day, I had to be atop of her bump, much like daffy so long ago.

by Daffy Ducking April 3, 2011