Simpson Dick

You know how the Simpsons have yellow skin color? This includes the dicks of the male characters, yellow colored, like bananas. So basically a simpson dick is a banana.

Brandon: Hey dude remember when we got stoned the other day?
Dally: Yea man we started to think about evolution, thought we were monkeys, and then stuffed ourselves with simpson dicks when the munchies hit us!

Simpson Dick by Bestial Invasion February 20, 2009

dick muncher 

someone who chews on cock

joe you are such a dick muncher

dick muncher by skrilla nilla deala May 13, 2005

Dick Breath 

When a person intakes so much penis, that his or her breath now smells as a fresh penis would.

Dude: What's that smell
Girl: Sorry, I have DICK BREATH

Dick Breath by Zand the pan May 28, 2015

dick nipples 

elongated nipples that hang or protrude more than the average nipple.

One example can be seen a the first locker room scene of the porno "Debbie Does Dallas," on the cheerleader who is screwing the coach.

dick nipples by thebunnyhorse December 1, 2004

Dick Cheney 

a big game hunter. "Big game" equals elderly dudes looking for quails.

Oh, my god he shot me!

What did you expect? I'm Dick Cheney.

Dick Cheney by lizoffspring April 23, 2006

Dicksman 

A man, with the knowledge and skill to not only be good in bed but satisfy , respect, and completely dickmatize his woman. The dicksman, is not a selfish, lover, hes not prudish, and anything and sexual is never shameful but embraced . The dicksman can bring out the inner most kinky sexual nature of even the most prudest person, and make her feel classy, never shameful of her desires, . Very few are able to fall under this category. A dicksman can also calm even the most highest of anxieties, and flares of hormones,. and will use this skill to simply but his partner to sleep if needed

Why would i need to cheat on my husband , he is a dicksman

Dicksman by KayKayDungan December 21, 2016

dick rod 

The name of Rich dirty sanchez Rodriguez, the new coach of the Michigan football team

Dick Rod shafted his alma mater when he left West Virginia.

dick rod by JEZUZ January 7, 2008