Bicycle Detective

A man who will find your bicycle anywhere, anytime no questions asked. Legend says he has never been stumped by a bicycle missing. call this number now 1-800-273-8255

person 1; My bike is missing!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!

by missing bike January 25, 2024

Attention Detailist

This definition can be guessed! But let‘s explain more about it…

There is a major about these days of internet, Attention Economics!

This major talks about how people pay attention to some contents more and so many other related stuff.

This word is defining the people who are both working in the „content“ industry and paying attention to very subtle details!

Attention Detailists really turn me on…

by Tabibz November 8, 2023

A Detroit Sundae

When you go to use a public restroom to drop a deuce and realize you have to drop one an existing floater because the previous occupant failed to perform his or her flushing responsibility You have now created a Detroit Sundae. Flavors may vary on content. May be of any texture or color...

The toilet at WaWa was broken, so I had to make a Detroit Sundae.

by 2Chunks November 23, 2023

chrome deto

a chrome deto is someone thats slow, and overall has a bad personality. chrome=slow, deto=dickhead

person 1: that girl over there is literally so dumb and she has a bad personality

person 2: ikr, she’s a total chrome deto

by xirven March 20, 2024

a detand

a detand is someone who consistantly looks at the ceiling for days on end

Jake: Dude, Eran has been a detand for a while now.
Bart: yeah, somethings up, thats for sure

by anonymous April 26, 2024

Laundry Detergent Skull

Grunge band from the early 1990s (1992-1994) with Goth and New wave influences. Lead singer Daniel Scolio (Daniel Skull), Guitarist Timothy Drake, Bassist Beth Womack, and Drummer Ed Rummage. Released one album, which is self detergent.

“Have you ever heard of Laundry Detergent Skull?”
“Who is that.”

by DanielSkullFan June 5, 2024

Canadian detox

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.

Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”

by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024