gay dad

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by MAXINE dkfghnerdfgkln April 16, 2019

Dad

I love you

Jonny:dad
Carrie:dad

Carrie and Jonny say I love you

by Milfsforlifw November 1, 2021

dad

the person in your life that causes the most pain just for milk and ice cream

my dad is awesome because he was brave enough to go get the milk

by cooldad243 January 26, 2022

Dad

A Person That Will Love You Forever

I Love My Dad

by I love Billie Eilish May 5, 2019

Dad

Never came home from buying the milk at the grocery store.

kid:Mom where did dad go 23 years after I was born??
mom:he is your dad so he won’t come back

by That beotch September 20, 2020

Athletic-dad-bod

The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.

Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod

by Wasian123 April 13, 2024

dad joke

A dad joke is a joke created by a father figure.

The dad joke is not funny.

honey, stop telling dad jokes im going insane.

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024