The ultimatum of our universe's existence. Sometime, in the next 100 trillion years, when all of the stars have faded out, a great, powerful force will take hold. A tidal wave of semen will wash over all of existence, enveloping it. The universe will be submerged in semen, similar to that of Rapture from the acclaimed game series Bioshock. The new powers of the semen tsunami will reinvigorate the universe, giving the stars a new source of power, Cum Power. This Cum Power will serve as the ultimate driving energy of existence. Planets will rise, with cum-adapted aquatic species.
And it will go on like this, for a googol years. A cycle. A loop. And then the Cum Gods will rise.
And it will go on like this, for a googol years. A cycle. A loop. And then the Cum Gods will rise.
"The Cum Cataclysm awaits!" shouted Steph, in public.
Bystanders stopped to look at him.
He awkwardly stood there, holding a cardboard sign above him, with the crudely written words "Cum awaits!" in bold.
Bystanders stopped to look at him.
He awkwardly stood there, holding a cardboard sign above him, with the crudely written words "Cum awaits!" in bold.
by TheArchivist July 27, 2023
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Any person who can take loads of cum at a time. Can bend cum with their mouth as poseidon bends the waters at sea, and can make anything and anyone cum.
Person 1: wtf he do to u
Person 2: idk man but i just came like crazy
Person 1: shittt he the cum god
Person 2: idk man but i just came like crazy
Person 1: shittt he the cum god
by Plu72 June 29, 2022
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An announcement of an epic porno.
An announcement of an epic porno.
by gregben August 22, 2022
Get the Cumming Soon mug.A term used to describe a type of sexual intercourse during which the male partner extracts his reproductive organ from the female reproductive organ before he is about to ejaculate, then proceeds to ejaculate and deposit his male gametes onto a carpet, after which he scoops the sperm back up with a spoon or ice cream scooper and places it back inside the vagina. Alternatively, a hand may be used to scoop up the sperm during the absence of an extraction tool. This method of mating is believed to have many benefits, including stronger sperm, better child health and above all, higher child intellect.
If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby
If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby
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