CLOSA 

Compleet Lack Of Sexual Attention

CLOSA:
When your wife or girlfriend no longer gives you any sexual attention.

CLOSA by Cousin Painless May 9, 2014

closhed 

The act of making the most of each day, living life to the fullest, carpe diem, a less lame version of YOLO

"I'm so closhed right now! I'm really living it up dude."
"Um, we're so closhing tonight."

closhed by Wednesdaytud July 1, 2014

Cloner

A clit-boner, or a boner for females.

She got a huge cloner when Dwayne Johnson walked into the room.

Cloner by MungoJerry April 20, 2015

Cloner

The female equivalent of a boner. An engorged clitoris. Clit+boner=Cloner

"Chicks get cloners for Brad Pitt."

Girl: "I'm so aroused, my cloner is throbbing."

Cloner by zunigasm22 September 4, 2015

CLOBERTSON

To be one moany cow and also one fat bitch

That faggot is a CLOBERTSON

CLOBERTSON by CLOB June 1, 2016

cloiea

A typical emo freak. Normally hangs with people who are out of the ordinary. They will stick to themselves when in large crowds, but when in a controlled environment they're fairly loud and funny.

Cloiea is so quiet... is what I thought a month ago. Will they ever shut up?

cloiea by Auroraisalwaysright January 17, 2017

Clisell 

Any guy with a penis at the size of about an inch

His dick is that small? What a Clisell!

Clisell by Jesus69666 January 30, 2017