cock willy

When a guy sticks his penis in someones ear. Possible variations include but are not limited to wet cock willy or penis cheese cock willy.

Dude, Steve just gave Lisa a cock willy while she was passed out drunk in the shower.

by Nixxon February 2, 2008

cock-eraser

a very solid and very tight panty which is used by the feminized slutboy to flatten his male genitalia when he cross-dresses. When used properly, the cock-eraser pushes the cock between the balls, squeezes the balls very close to the body, forbids any erection, and makes the ladyboy look like he has a cunt. Simple and solid child b.v.ds make perfect cock eraser on an adult male.

The slutboy: How do you like my new cock-eraser?

The Mistress: So tacky. It makes you look like the tart you really are. Keep it on. I like you that way, my no-cock boy...

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

Cock liver

The clue is in the name. Someone who has a cock for a liver. The victims insides are usually all messed up.

Doctor- "It appears you are a cock liver"

Mary- "Oh no, now i can't eat cookies"

by Toss pot March 6, 2008

cock snapper

A girl who is so hot that she induces an erection of such magnitude that one's cock is snapped by his jeans.

phwoar, she's a cock snapper

by Burst Jeans November 22, 2011

Cock Crook

When your attempt to mate with a female is stolen by another man.

Tod is trying to get Tracy's number, when Phillip approaches Tracy and not only wins her over, he leaves Tod with nothing. Phillip committed Cock Crookery. Therefor, he is a Cock Crook.

by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010

Nigger Cocked

To be sexually assisted by someone of African-American origin

Officer that man nigger cocked me

by Alicforhigs December 22, 2016

jammed cock

describes the feeling that is obtained when a male receives a blow directly onto his erect penis. though it cant be jammed like a finger, it still hurts.

man, when me and jessie were going doggy style, i popped out and got a jammed cock from hitting her leg.

by blickensderfer November 7, 2007