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Robbie Ball

A game usually played at recess in which you use any type of circular ball and play a type version of keep away. The teams keep the ball away from the other and can be given up by tackling the one with the ball, or result in extreme violence. This is where Robbie comes in. During intensive play action, any man named Robbie has to get in the middle of the action and try to stop it (if you don't have anyone named robbie, assign one) and will end up getting hurt. Whoever gets the claim for hurting Robbie and making him complain, angry, or even cry wins the round and a point for their team.
We were playing Robbie ball after lunch and our team lost in seconds, our best player Dom, hit him in the nose and Robbie flipped so Tyler's team won.
by Assar April 16, 2008
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Acid Balls

An extremely painful sensation on your balls that is caused by not so skin friendly cleansers.
You work hard all day in a particularly extraordinary laborious or dirty job. Your job causes you to get extremely dirty from materials which are persistently non water soluble such as roof tar, industrial glue or asphalt. You need extra help in the removal of these materials with known cleansers such as gasoline or Goo be Gone. While showering and pouring these materials on your naked parts... legs, arms, hands, etc...you accidentally drip some on your balls. The pain you feel is such that you consider dialing 911. It may last for more than 3 to 5 minutes before any slight relief may come from hosing down your balls with cold water and even vinegar if necessary. You are experiencing ACID BALLS!
by bloodythesaurus April 2, 2010
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Ball Lapping

to lick or lap at ones balls
damn, lap that ballsack up. ball lapping
by ohasif123 November 5, 2008
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Ball Category

Testicles come in few shapes, more sizes and even more levels of maintenance and cleanliness. Balls have been arranged into categories by people who care about what they put in their mouths. They are defined as follows

Category 1- The creme de la creme of bollocks. Tight, defuzzed, cleaned with some kind of soap and good sized.

Category 2- Trimmed, wiped with a wet flannel and either slightly large or slightly small. A slight smell of sweat is OK, terrible smell will shunt you down to category 4.

Category 3- Untamed, lynxed to within an inch of their lives, size indistinguishable under the 'fro.

Category 4- Scrotum appears to have space for at least 4 more testicles, overpowering rank scent of stale sweat and ignorant of all hair removal methods.

Category 5- Alien nards. Something weird or horrifying, like an extra one, or ropey veins all over.
Oh no, I won't be sleeping with Jeff again. He was lurking in ball category 4!
by MagickDio August 20, 2010
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balls in the butter

To be in, or arrive at, a most delectable situation. Also used as an exclamation in the event of a pleasing outcome.

The phrase seems to originate from the Midlands, although it is unknown whether the analogy is to cooking meatballs, or basting one's nether-regions in anticipation of a sexual act.
"Darwin's really got his balls in the butter, he's got himself invited to a threesome."
by darwinator January 25, 2010
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Ball Balm

Chapstick for the balls. Usually in a roll on package. Lubricates the scrotum.
Joe: "Damn! My balls are dry!"
Bob: "Its okay, I have some extra ball balm, just rub some on."
by Dr. McAwesomeBerg August 11, 2009
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No Balls Syndrome

To be stood over, to be pussy wipped, To be had by the balls
John are you coming out with the boys this weekend? No sorry i cant, i have no balls syndrome, i have to paint my girfriends toes and watch twilight.
by Gwiggy July 13, 2010
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