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by ReGarvee February 24, 2020
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Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night
Kevin: No way man, last time that dipshit slipped me a magic apple, i was tripping all night
by DsDDdA February 26, 2022
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Get the Jamaican Apple Sauce mug.Apple It's a fucking fruit what do you expect!!! It's red, green or yellow if it's purple it's a fucking plume!
The seeds contain cyanide too so don't be a dead ass retard and eat them like your grandparents eat each other's asses!!!
So what have we learned from this!? That the apple ain't as appetizing anymore is it? Maybe because your thinking of your grandparents fucking. Damn your fucking gross why would you think of that!!!?
No no, you know what!?
Let's stop talking about apples...
Let's talk about you...
Did you look up Apples because your depression is making you feel suicidal and after you feel that way you have slight euphoria and look up dumb shit or are you just stoned?
Either one...
You still looked up what a fucking Apple is.
The seeds contain cyanide too so don't be a dead ass retard and eat them like your grandparents eat each other's asses!!!
So what have we learned from this!? That the apple ain't as appetizing anymore is it? Maybe because your thinking of your grandparents fucking. Damn your fucking gross why would you think of that!!!?
No no, you know what!?
Let's stop talking about apples...
Let's talk about you...
Did you look up Apples because your depression is making you feel suicidal and after you feel that way you have slight euphoria and look up dumb shit or are you just stoned?
Either one...
You still looked up what a fucking Apple is.
Hits blunt*
Deadass 1: Bruh what is an Apple????
Tom: Idk bruh let's look it up on your cellular smartphone.
Deadass 1: Bruh what is an Apple????
Tom: Idk bruh let's look it up on your cellular smartphone.
by Im Worthless :) June 7, 2018
Get the Apple mug.an expression advising normally a guy that they will have to wait, or will entirely not be getting, to have sex and/or ejaculate. similar to the expression 'hold your horses' except used only in terms of sex
My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob when her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it telling me "hold your apple sauce" and started talking.
Fred finally got a girl in his room with him, but having no protection she stopped foreplay and said "hold your apple sauce" and went to look for a condom.
Fred finally got a girl in his room with him, but having no protection she stopped foreplay and said "hold your apple sauce" and went to look for a condom.
by mutesoul2 May 3, 2022
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/ˈap-lɪŋ/
The act of giving dap (handshake, fist bump, or greeting) to someone in the hood who noticeably smells like apples, often due to cologne, body spray, or natural fragrance.
Synonyms: Apple dap, fruity salute, orchard acknowledgment
/ˈap-lɪŋ/
The act of giving dap (handshake, fist bump, or greeting) to someone in the hood who noticeably smells like apples, often due to cologne, body spray, or natural fragrance.
Synonyms: Apple dap, fruity salute, orchard acknowledgment
"Yo, I seen Marcus earlier — had the whole block smellin' like apple cinnamon, had to hit him with the appling real quick."
by Appling Man March 5, 2025
Get the appling mug.A kind hearted woman with a very big heart for her family and friends, she's strong and can always surpass the challenges in life. Apple loves the moon and the sun but also a super fan of galaxies and music. Apples are the woman that will show you pure love and care just like how they love themselves. If you know someone whose named Apple keep them because they're rare.
Goodmorning Apple, i hope you get well na. Lagi mong tatandaan na sa bawat pagsubok na mararanasan mo, nandito lang ako palagi para sayo, don't hesitate to tell me what you're going through. Lagi akong handang maging tenga na makikinig sayo at sa lahat ng rants mo sa buhay, Sana habang nag-gogrow tayo ganon din yung friendship natin more years pa for friendship. Sabi mo nga soul sisters tayo sa sobrang dami ng mga naranasan natin pareho, mga bagay na pareho nating trip HAHAHAHA. Sana kapag may opportunity na for us to meet sana ma-grab natin yung opportunity na yon, bihira yung maka-encounter ng totoong bestfriend sa internet kasi karamihan sa iba hindi naman tumatagal but look at us, we're turning 3 next july 2022. Sana mas tumibay pa yung bond natin together, more chismis pa HAHAHAHAHA. Cheers to more years of friendship! Iloveyou sol.
by luna_dpcv31005 November 23, 2021
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