Rat-fuck

The act or acts of completely ruining someones day, life, or overall belief of wellbeing.

Refer to "Cleveland Torpedo";
I am gonna rat-fuck your house when we party; I rat-fucked this girl the other night and left her stranded out in the middle of nowhere with my cum still in her hair; Driving by an Iraqi checkpoint at night I decided to rat-fuck them with my spotlight, thus night blinding them and illuminating them for the snipers

by Slayer 6 September 18, 2008

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by Scrufflorrd June 27, 2023

National Fuck Off Week

A Holiday that is about people needing to leave that person the Fuck Alone in general and it only happens in one month one week only!

Guy 1: Yo how's it going?
Guy 2: Wtf yo why you bothering me?
Guy1: dude I just came to check on you-
Guy2: it's national Fuck Off Week!
Guy1: Omg I forgot about that my Apologies...
Guy2: Hmph...

by April 21, 2021

urban fucked

the last person to hold their right shoulder with their left hand has to use at least 1 obscure word from urban dictionary in every sentence, and must also make sense. if they don't, someone around them will punch them in the arm.

Sarah: *puts her hand on her shoulder*
Larry: *sitting with a group of friends, noticing Sarah holding her shoulder. proceeds to hold his shoulder too*
Travis: *puts his hand on his shoulder* Haha! You're Urban Fucked, Tommy!
Tommy: Dammit...I need to go poopsterbate!

by deaddwolfio February 6, 2014

fucking apes

The only phrase that can be put anywhere and make sense.

The toilet is broken again .. fucking apes!!

by Kmitt May 11, 2021

National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.

Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 2, 2021

hairy fuck

Where someone who has a giant mustache licks someone out.

-Oi mate, I had a hairy fuck last night.
-Damn!

by CheekyPopcorn69 February 19, 2016